Who are you and what have you done with my husband??

Steve walked in from work today and I laughed out loud. After the conversation below he explained that he worked on two very large yards cutting out the old sod and there were a lot of roots. He learned today that when you cut through the roots of a rubber tree it is literally like cutting through very hard rubber. It was obviously a very, very dirty job.
Charlene: "What happened to you?"
Steve: "I was fighting with a sod cutter most of the day."
Charlene: "Who won?"
Steve: "I did."
Charlene: "By the looks of you I am not convinced."